Cross-posted by Gary Fouse
"Howdie, kids. I'm Arlen Spector. I just got through voting for the Stimulus Package. Of course, I didn't get to take part in writing it. Hell, I never even read it. It's over a thousand pages long, and you know puppits can't read anyway. But that's OK. Buffalo Harry said it was a good bill with lots of goodies for everyone.
See ya next week with another exciting spending bill, kids. Bye!